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Scene 1: Jon's bedroomEdit
Viewer discretion warning is shown. Opening credits roll.
Arbiter is seen on Jon's bed drawing a guy on a note pad. His hand slips and causes a scribble.
- Arbiter: Fuck! Why? Why give me intelligence and a ridiculous body?"
Chief climbs onto the bed and heads towards Arbiter.
- Chief: ARBITUR WAT R U WRITING
- Arbiter: Nothing.
- Chief: R U DRAWING? / I must see wat it is that ur drawing / let me see this
Chief snatches the note pad from Arbiter.
- Arbiter: Hey! I haven't finished.
Chief looks at the drawing.
- Chief: wut the hell is this
- Arbiter: ... It's a guy.
Chief sees the scribble.
- Chief: W00PSIE / theres sumthing wrong with it / don't worry / i will fix
Chief takes the pen and starts drawing. He gives the pad back to Arbiter, he has finished the drawing with the addition of a penis shoved into the guy's mouth.
- Chief: now ur drawing officially sucks dick / LOL
- Arbiter: You're an ass!
Chief starts bouncing on the bed.
- Chief: LOL / I am going to jump on the bed, you are permitted to join
- Arbiter: [beat] Yeah. It sucks. But I enjoy drawing, I wanna get better at it. I wanna be really good at SOMEthing, ANYthing.I want an ace up my sleeve.
- Chief: how cum u dont has any space up ur sleeves? :( [sad face]
- Arbiter: "ACE" up my sleeve. Never mind.
- Chief: BUT WHY BOTHER IF U SUCK? / if u stopped sucking then maybe / BUT U HAVENT LOL"
- Arbiter: You have to do a lot of sucking if you want to be any good at anything. Look at Jon."
- Chief: I have not seen any significant improvement in your drawing in approximately three years "
- Arbiter: "[beat] You can be a real asshole sometimes. [beat] But it doesn't matter because I know I can at least draw better than you can."
Chief stops jumping, approaches Arbiter and stares him in the face.
- Chief: "U / ME / DICK DRAWING CONTEST"
- Arbiter: "Dick drawing contest. Sigh. Really?"
- Chief: "RITE HERE / RITE NA0"
Scene 2: The drawing boardsEdit
Arbiter and Chief approach Jon's dry-erase boards.
- Arbiter: "Let's share this one. That other one has important-"
- Chief: "WHAT?"
Chief is seen erasing Jon's production notes on the other board.
- Arbiter: "Dude,Jon's gonna be mad."
- Chief: "I DONT CARE / HE'LL THINK IT WAS GHOSTS/U READY?"
- Arbiter: "Yeah, I guess."
A montage of them drawing is seen.
- Arbiter: "Where is it?"
- Chief: "THERE"
Chiefs drawing is shown.A crude,simple drawing of a penis with a smiley face.
- Arbiter: "That sucks."
- Chief: "fuck you / lets see urs picasso"
Arbiter's drawing is shown. A better but somewhat weird drawing of an ejaculating penis with a pair of lips.
- Chief: "[beat] that is so gay / ur probably actually gay"
- Arbiter: "Hey! I was merely operating within the parameters of the competition. And so much for that, I was expecting a challenge."
- Chief: "i guess ur right / i suck"
Chief walks away.
- Arbiter: "Let that be a lesson to you-"
- Chief: "thats how i would have responded had this been my REAL DRAWING"
Chief is seen on the couch with another dry-erase board covered by a blanket. Chief removes the blanket.
- Arbiter: "Oh my god!"
Chiefs drawing is shown to be a well detailed cartoon penis wearing a shirt that says "Once you get to me I'm a real dick".
- Chief: "wat can i say? i have a little space up my sleeves"
- Arbiter: "YOU'RE NOT EVEN SAYING IT RIGHT!"
Credits roll. The end.