|Season 1, Episode 3 (3)|
|Air date||February 25, 2008|
|Written by||Jon Graham|
|Directed by||Jon Graham|
- "ill show u a fuking atitood problim"
- — Master Chief
Bungie has given Master Chief the secret Recon armor thanks to the Arbiter, but the Chief has developed a terrible attitude as a result, and unleashes it by doing something terrible.
In a Halo 3 match over Xbox LIVE, three players get into a Warthog and they drive several yards before they run into another player on their team, who is standing in the way of the Warthog. The player is Master Chief, wearing Recon armor. Chief boasts about his new armor, but the players simply drive past him. He relentlessly pursues them. This aggravates the players so much that it goes to the point where one of them kills him. The Arbiter then tells Chief that no one cares he has Recon. Chief simply disregards what he said. Arbiter then jumps down and climbs onto the couch and says he's playing Call of Duty 4 now. Angered, Chief throws the controller at Arbiter, and storms out. Arbiter tells Chief he has an attitude problem and Chief replies that Arbiter has a "FACE problim".
Chief looks for the Call of Duty 4 case. Out of sheer spite, he steals the case, takes it into the bathroom, snaps the disc in half, and throws the pieces into the toilet. He then tries to flush the case with the broken disc, but this clogs up the toilet instead. Arbiter comes looking for the case, and asks Chief if he has it, and Chief tells him to leave by telling him that he is masturbating. After returning from the bathroom, Chief brings along a case with a poorly drawn mimic of the Call of Duty 4 cover and a chocolate chip cookie with a hole in the middle in an attempt to fool Arbiter. But of course, this fails, and Arbiter demands that Chief tell him what he did with the real disc and case.
Later, the Arbiter is seen playing Call of Duty 4, albeit with a new copy. From the bathroom, Master Chief asks if he can play, but Arbiter rejects his request because Chief still hasn't unclogged the toilet.
- Main article: Attitude/Transcript
- The website Arbiter is on at the beginning of the episode is a Call of Duty 4 discussion forum.
- A Director's Commentary version of this episode was uploaded on the 22nd of July 2008.
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