Barbie 'n' the Chief
Season 7, Episode 2 (66)
Barbie and the Chief
Air date April 28, 2012
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
Massive Damage
"You're so pathetic."
Arbiter, after seeing Master Chief's doll

Barbie 'n' the Chief is the second episode of the seventh season of Arby 'n' the Chief.

Summary Edit

Master Chief secretly orders and collects a mysterious package. Meanwhile, the personalities of the trio of trolls depicted in the glimpse of the future in the premiere episode slowly begin to unravel.

Plot Edit

Everybody is asleep, aside from Arbiter who is drinking and Chief who decides to wake Greg up by throwing his bed (a shoe) against a wall. Chief expecting Cortana to get angry, doesn't reply as Arbiter informs her she is asleep. Meanwhile in the gaming world, Eugene Black, Tyler King, and Colin Hunt are trolling in-game matches telling a young player that an unlockable skull will allow them to play the first level of Halo 4. Eugene advises the young player search up the how-to video, although really he is sending them to an explicit site. Chief is revealed to be talking to a newly arrived Barbie Doll (who doesn't talk) in the bathroom alone.

Arbiter wakes up from his alcoholic drinking session, and is informed by Cortana that while he was asleep a new package arrived for Chief, however she informed Arbiter that the mailman did not see Chief in the process. Arbiter goes over to the bathroom door which is locked, and asks Chief to let him in, which Chief refuses. Arbiter returns to Jons desk, snaps a pen and takes the ink cartridge, he asks for Gregs help. Greg pulls Arbiter up to the bathroom door handle so that he can unlock the door with the ink cartridge, Arbiter succeeds in doing this and finds Chief sat in a sink full of water with a nude Barbie doll. Arbiter swings over and pulls Chief out pushing him against a wall. He tells Chief that he will not stand for his attitude towards himself, Greg and Cortana anymore claiming he is 'pathetic'.

Later on Chief is seen playing in matchmaking, sat next to his Barbie doll. He overhears a girl talking to other players about 'clean and safe matches' so goes over to her and asks for her friend request in a crude manner. She responds nicely saying he can join her clan, and leaves. Chief taking the message wrongly thinks she wants him sexually and immediately throws Barbie away in the bin.

Cast Edit

Transcript Edit

Main article: Barbie 'n' the Chief/Transcript

Gallery Edit

Episode How-Tos Edit

  • HOW TO somewhat dampen one's mood
  • HOW TO bathe somebody's brain in pudding
  • HOW TO find a never-before-found skull in Reach that unlocks the entire first level of Halo 4
  • HOW TO enjoy chocolate ice cream
  • HOW TO find your true soul mate

Reception Edit

The episode received positive reception from fans.

Watch the episode Edit

"Barbie 'n' the Chief"

"Barbie 'n' the Chief"