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Boris Smirnoff
Boris Smirnoff (Season 8)
Agent Smirnoff, as seen in Arby 'n' the Chief season 8.
Voice Actor Daniel Laszlo
Gender Male
Affiliations Unnamed Russian agency (presumably FSB)
First Appearance Endgame
Last Appearance Apocalypse
Status: Deceased
Online Status N/A
Gamertag N/A
"He fucked with Mother Russia. If you fuck with Mother Russia, you have to fuck with me. AND NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME!"
Endgame

Agent Boris Smirnoff is a supporting character in Endgame.

His surname may be a reference to the comedian Yakov Smirnoff, famous for his Russian Reversal jokes.

Overview[]

He is a Russian agent who was sent to capture Scott Loveheart, the main antagonist of Endgame for smuggling cocaine and hacking in Halo 3. He almost caught him at the beginning of Endgame, but Scott managed to escape, enraging him. Later, Chief and Arbiter call the police since Scott is living at their house. Agent Smirnoff came to Jon's house, and confronted Scott. He shot him several times, killing him. He then left without even collecting the body.

He later makes a return in Apocalypse where he was sent to stop a hostile burglar from capturing Chief and Arbiter whom he recognizes and vowed to eliminate down by tracking him down for years for killing many people including his family. As Black Hand manage to capture them, Smirnoff arrived just in time and uses his gun to shoot at him several times and release both of them from their captivity. Black Hand manage to somehow survive the gun shots and prepares to strike back with his hammer. As Smirnoff suspected, he makes one final attempt to finish him off for real this time, but Black Hand already strikes him with his hammer, knocking his teeth teeth out and vomiting blood. He tried to shoot again but the thug continues using the hammer to beat him to death. Before dying, he made one attemptmto dispose of Black Hand using a grenade but died shortly after. His death was not in vain however as Master Chief and Arbiter use a grenade to sacrifice themselves to kill Black Hand, avenging Smirnoff.

Personality[]

Smirnoff is somewhat clumsy but also slightly crazy, as shown from his outburst of anger when Scott escapes him at the beginning of Endgame, as well as during his murder of him when he shoots Scott multiple times and seems to relish in the shooting. His clumsiness can be seen when he is incapacitated by Scott throwing cocaine into his face during his first escape and when Scott hits him with a keyboard in a second, failed attempt to escape him.

Smirnoff seems to have nostalgia for the Soviet Union, as he wears a hammer-and-sickle band on his arm.

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