Butt Beard
Butt Beard
Butt Beard, as seen in Arby 'n' the Chief
Voice Actor Jon Graham
Gender Male
Affiliations Himself
First Appearance King
Last Appearance King
Status: Unknown
Online Status Intact
Gamertag Butt Beard
"Reconstruction rules!"
— Butt Beard, during a match of Halo 3.

Butt Beard was a Halo 3 player, and a die hard fan of Red vs. Blue. He is also, apparently, a writer who is working on a romance novel.


Butt Beard believed that since Rooster Teeth were the first machinima makers that made machinima popular, they were the only ones who could be the best. He ends up playing a game of Halo 3 with Chief, Arbiter, teh arbitur, mastur cheef, Colbert Fan, GynaCOOLogist and FEELS GOOD MAN. When the game freezes,Butt Beard sticks by himself, divided from the others because of their different tastes for machinima. After a speech made by Arbiter, he is eventually convinced that all the machinimas have their pros and cons.