|Season Hypermail, Episode 12|
|Air date||December 17, 2011|
|Written by||Jon Graham|
|Directed by||Jon Graham|
Just Say No to Robot Porn
Chilling Out is the twelfth and penultimate episode of Hypermail: Season 1.
Master Chief and the Arbiter answer another batch of viewer mail.
If you freeze yourself in the freezer for thousands of years, lots of Halo games will be released.
Arbiter goes to the freezer, and finds Chief inside. Chief asks Arbiter what year it is, and Arbiter informs him that it is still 2011. Disappointed, Chief comes to join Arbiter.
After that, they answer the mail.
"I've watched every single season of Arby 'n' the Chief and it's great. The only thing that's holding it down is you. Your the shittiest character of the lot. I hate your voice, I hate your personallity and you just think your the coolest person when really your just a depressed little shit. I mean come on, your only friend was a spider.....that's pretty low. You have way too much dialogue and never give chief a chance to shine his awesomeness. Why can't Jon just kill you off already? Or give chief an opportunity to beat the shit out of you. Honestly answer.
P.S. Chief your the bomb. Your voice is boss and your the best Halo player I've seen. Keep up the good work and keep rolling in the bitches. Sorry to hear about your dick cancer dude, really am.
From Nick" - Chief tells Nick that his dick cancer is gone. Arbiter tells Nick that much of the entertainment lies in Arbiter and Chief's conflict, and that's why Jon hasn't killed Arbiter off.
"Stop being such a racist, sexist faggot you pussy
- Mislave" - Chief responds by simply saying "no".
After the last Hypermail, Arbiter wishes everyone a merry christmas in advance. Chief says "fuck you".
- The episode's name comes from the fact that Chief was "chilling" in the freezer.
- After Nick's mail, Arbiter says that maybe they could try having an episode with just Chief for the finale. It is unconfirmed if this will actually happen yet.