This is the transcript for part 2 of the second season finale, Conflict.
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Scene 1: FlashbackEdit
FATE OF TODD AND TRAVIS?
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Todd screams in terror of Chief's plot to kill him.
Scene 2: Jon's Living Room, MorningEdit
Travis tackles and pushes Chief when he is about to slice Todd in pieces.
- Travis: *Grunts*
- Master Chief: OW
The knife Master Chief had flies at the corner of the living room, then Travis starts punching Chief rapidly while Todd runs away.
- Travis: *Grunts* Gr! Arg! Gah! Gah!
- Master Chief: kk stop sotp stpo / i surrendir
After Travis stops punching him, Chief then slowly rises up, then reveals he was only pretending to surrender by kicking Travis in the groin, which puts him out of commission.
- Travis: *Coughs*
- Master Chief: JK LOL
Chief punches Travis in the face and then kicks him in the hips.
- Master Chief: HA HA HA HA HA
Todd runs into Chief's knife on the floor then quickly turns around when he heard Chief's footsteps.
- Master Chief: IM CUMIGN 4 U TOD LOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLl
Master Chief tackles Todd.
- Todd: *Grunts* Ahhh!
Chief shoves Todd on the floor and starts punching him.
- Master Chief: STOP HITIGN URSELF TOD / SOTP HITIGN URSELF / ROFL
Todd uses his legs on Chief's abs, then kicks Chief off of him.
- Todd: *Grunts*
- Master Chief: o shit
Master Chief crashes at the wall, falls on the ground, and when he gets up, Todd pushes him on the wall.
- Master Chief: OW!1
Todd punches Chief rapidly then bashes his head on the wall.
- Master Chief: o no!!1 / mai beutifil faes
Chief puts his legs on the wall, then pushes both of them away from the wall, and then they both fall on the floor struggling.
- Todd: What the hell is wrong with you?!
- Master Chief: get off meh gheywad
While Todd is on Chief's back gripping on him, Chief starts bashing Todd on the wall to get Todd off of Chief's back.
- Todd: *Coughs* *Grunts* *Groans* *Coughs*
Todd falls on the floor.
- Master Chief: HA HA HA HA HA
Todd chases after Chief.
- Master Chief: HOLEH MUTHR OF GOD L@@K OTU / ITS TEH COVERNINT
Todd turns around, falling for the ruse, while Chief grabs a frying pan, and then Todd turns back to Chief holding his frying pan and realizes that he got fooled.
- Todd: Ahhhhhh!
Chief slams Todd with a frying pan, Todd flies at the corner, then Chief picks up the knife again.
- Master Chief: TEH ROFLKNIEF DEMMANDZ BLOOD TOD / c?? lissen!1 / "BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL" / HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH--
Before Chief is about to kill Todd, Arbiter arrives and tackles Chief then restrains him, preventing him from killing Todd.
- Arbiter: No!
- Master Chief: AAAAAAAA / lakjsglj;asldfkjasdlf;sldfddhh
- Todd: Wha...what the hell's got into him?!
- Travis: *Coughs* My..balls...*Coughs*
- Cortana: What the hell is going on?
- Todd: Master Chief just tried to kill me...and Travis!
- Cortana: What?!
- Master Chief: u gaiz r luckeh
- Arbiter: Excuse us for a minute.
- Master Chief: this r not teh edn / aslkdjgas;sdglhasdolsahld / let go of meh u fuckign fgt
Arbiter drags Chief away along with Cortana, then pushes Chief on the wall restraining him.
- Master Chief: ow
- Arbiter: You can't go around trying to kill people!
- Master Chief: sry MOM
- Arbiter: This isn't a joke.
- Cortana: No. It isn't. You could have seriously hurt someone.
- Master Chief: tahts teh idea u skank
Angered by that insult, Cortana kicks Master Chief in the groin, causing Chief to fall on the ground in pain.
- Master Chief: :'( MAI BALLZ
- Cortana: Smarten up.
- Arbiter: You're going to apologize to Todd and Travis right now.
- Master Chief: lol maek me
Seeing that Chief has to be forced into cooperating, Cortana starts kicking Chief in the hips rapidly until he gives in.
- Master Chief: AAAA ALRIGHT OK FIEN FIEN OK / FUCK
Arbiter, Cortana, and Chief walk up to Todd and Travis.
- Cortana: Go on!
- Master Chief: tod / travis / im...... sry / TAHT UR SO GHEY
- Arbiter: Hey!
Arbiter restrains Chief, dragging him away from Todd and Travis.
- Master Chief: IMA KIK UR ASSEZ / WTF LET ME GO / GOD DAMIT AAAAAAAAA
- Cortana: Bad Master Chief! Bad!
- Master Chief: TIHS R NOT TEH EDN / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Arbiter drags Chief away to another room.
Scene 3: Jon's Living Room, AfternoonEdit
Time has passed and now Arbiter is seen playing on Halo 3 on the map, "Construct." Also playing is a red and orange colored Spartan player that sounds juvenile in age. The player is seen hurling grenades into the elevator as they explode.
- Xbox LIVE Player: Hey, hey you guys, l-look at me. L-L-L-Look at me! I'm so good. I'm so fucking good!
- Arbiter: Yeah, mindlessly spamming grenades into the elevator. Good job!
- Xbox LIVE Player: You're just mad because you don't know how to throw grenades as good as me.
- Arbiter: You're not putting any thought into aiming or angling or anything. You're just mashing B, crossing your fingers for a kill. Probably because you can't shoot to save your life.
- Xbox LIVE Player: No! Shut up!
As Arbiter and the player argue, he sneaks up behind him in the game. As the player turns to face him, Arbiter begins firing on him as he argues in frustration.
- Xbox LIVE Player: God.. Damnit...!
The player tries to fire back and is spurting in frustration, unable to kill Arbiter until finally he manages to kill him in the game. The Player is then heard screaming loudly in dismay and built up frustration as Arbiter reels back in shock from his tantrum.
- Arbiter: Jesus.
Master Chief is now seen entering from the side, apparently much calmer now. Arbiter glances over at him for a second before resuming his game.
- Arbiter: You settled down yet?
- Master Chief: go suck a dick
Master Chief swipes the controller out from Arbiter's hand.
- Master Chief: im playign nao / wow k00l sum gai haz teh flamign helmit
- Arbiter: I think it's a body piece actually.
- Master Chief: i watn taht armer SO BAD
- Arbiter: You don't think you're lucky enough that Bungie gave you Recon as it is?
- Master Chief: recons borign nao / flamign helmit r wai k00lar
- Arbiter: It's for Bungie employees only. Besides, it's not even the flames that entice you! You only want it because YOU DON'T HAVE IT. You're like a God damn six-year-old.
- Master Chief: no u
Cortana is now seen entering from the side as well.
- Cortana: Where the hell is Todd?! And Travis?!
- Arbiter: I thought they were still sleeping.
- Cortana: No! They're missing! I can't find them anywhere! And I think Chief had something to do with it!
Cortana turns to face Chief as she states this. Chief however does not respond.
- Cortana: Well?!
- Master Chief: as u can c / i r a littel bisy playign vid3o gaemz / shut ur fucking mouth plz
Cortana then turns off the Xbox 360. Chief angrily turns to face Cortana.
- Master Chief: u no waht/? / ur a FUCKIGN BITCH
- Cortana: What did you do with them, you ignoramus?!
- Master Chief: I DUNNO WAT TEH FUCK UR TALKIGN ABOT / HOLY SHIT
- Cortana: You tried to kill them last night, and now you've done something with them!
- Master Chief: L@@K / TIHS IS U
- Cortana: What did you do with Todd?! And Travis?! Tell me!
- Master Chief: "LOL IM A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
- Arbiter: Both of you calm down. Chief, did you do something with Todd and Travis?
- Master Chief: nooooo!!1
- Cortana: He's obviously lying!
- Master Chief: ur obvisly a whoer
Just about on her last nerve with Chief and his mouth, Cortana then walks up to Chief and gets face-to-face with him.
- Cortana: If I find out you had anything to do with Todd and Travis's disappearance, you're going to be VERY, VERY SORRY.
Cortana then walks away as Chief watches on.
- Master Chief: W/E Y DUN U GO 2 SEARS OR SUMTHIGN / I HEER THER HAVIGN A SHOE SAEL
Arbiter places his hand on Chief's shoulder.
- Arbiter: Chief, where are they?
- Master Chief: IT WER NOT MEH
- Arbiter: Well, if not you... ...then who?
The camera zooms out on Arbiter and Chief.