Doggy Style
Season 1, Episode 4 (4)
Doggy Style
Air date May 5th 2012
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
Steaks, Taters and Hairy Ticks

Doggy Style is the fourth episode of the first season of Arby 'n' the Chief: Bytes.


Through discussing the controversy surrounding Mass Effect 3's ending, Master Chief reveals that he's writing his own.


Arbiter is playing Mass Effect 3 when Chief walks in with a big pile of paperwork. He insults Mass Effect 3 and its three endings and Arbiter's taste in gaming. He then tells Arbiter not to worry because he has written his own ending. Arbiter is not interested at all even more so because there is so much to read. Chief in an attempt to get Arbiters attention pulls the plug on the Xbox 360 turning off Mass Effect 3. Arbiter angrily tells Chief he will throw him out the window if his file is corrupted. Chief asks for Arbiters opinions on his own ending to which Arbiter replies that Master Chief from the Halo Franchise is probably written into it to help Shephard. Chief is surprised that Arbiter had already read the ending, to which Arbiter replied he didn't, he just knew what "Bungie's number one faithful follower" with terrible writing skills would have done. The two both continue to argue about the Bioware complaints on Mass Effects 3 ending, with Arbiter defending the franchise and Chief against it until Chief brings replies to Arbiter on how the talking didn't turn out great. Arbiter says it was the best thing in the game as well as the camera work and Chief in response, breaking the fourth wall asks whether it is better than there own shows talking and camera work, to which Arbiter replies that it would be impossible.

Arbiter then, surprisingly turns around to Randall, a teddy bear and says he's doing a terrific job at being the cameraman, and Randall thanks him.



Episode How-TosEdit

  • HOW TO overreact
  • HOW TO jump on the hate wagon
  • HOW TO destroy an artistic work
  • HOW TO wipe Chief's anus comfortably
  • HOW TO obliterate the fourth wall


  • Randall's existence is a joke, referencing to how Arbiter earlier said that adding new characters at the end is a slap in the face to the audience.

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