Season 2, Episode 1 (7)
Air date April 4, 2008
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide

Girls is the first episode of the second season of Arby 'n' the Chief.

Summary Edit

After a sickening display of Master Chief's behavior around girls on Xbox Live, the Arbiter takes it upon himself to teach Master Chief how to act appropriately around women.

Plot Edit

Master Chief is playing Halo 3 matchmaking on the map High Ground. He notices a female player and approaches her. He attempts to flirt with her, but she runs away. He pursues her. Arbiter, who is using the computer, turns to Chief and asks what he is doing. Chief tells him that he is "pickign up hawt chixxx". Disgusted, Arbiter tells Chief to leave her alone but Chief doesn't, believing that the reason she is playing Halo 3 is because she's looking for a man.

The following morning, at 3:43 AM, Chief is caught cybering with someone on MSN messenger by Arbiter. This aggravates Arbiter, who decides to discipline Chief. After a few lessons, he teaches Chief how to talk politely to girls, and he apologizes to the girl he met on High Ground and telling her that he respects that she just wants to play Halo 3 like any other gamer.

At this moment, Arbiter and Chief notice a female voice ask if they can play Halo 3 with them. The two turn to see that the voice was coming from a living action figure of Cortana. Chief immediately falls in "love" and greets the new action figure and returns to his former sexist behvaiour.

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Transcript ​Edit

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Arby 'n' the Chief - S2E1 - "Girls"

Arby 'n' the Chief - S2E1 - "Girls"

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