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Scene 1: Bedroom[]
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Scene 2: Zealot[]
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Scene 3: Bedroom[]
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Scene 4: Bathroom[]
[Chief is sitting against the shower wall alone with a huge bottle of alcohol beside him, after angrily giving up making his movie]
[Arbiter walks to the bathroom and notices Chief with the alcohol]
- Arbiter: What the fuck? How long have you had that? And you didn't tell me?
CHIEF: why the fuck w00d i told u? / ur a fuckin alcoholic, ud drank it all u loser
- Arbiter: Asshole!
CHIEF: no u
[Arbiter walks to towards him and grabs it from him, both of them fighting over the bottle]
- Arbiter: Gimme that fucking bottle.
CHIEF: fuck outta here
- Arbiter: I want a drink, you fuck!
CHIEF: NO
- Arbiter: Just gimme it for Christ's sake!
Chief: FINE
[Chief angrily lets go of the bottle]
- Arbiter: Jesus.
[Arbiter unscrews the cap]
CHIEF: ONE / u may has ONE alcohol.
- Arbiter: I'll have as many alcohol as I want.
[Arbiter takes a long drink from the bottle]
- Arbiter: Ugh, God -- Agh -- that's good. Good shit.
CHIEF: I SED U MAY HAS 1 SINGLE ALCOHOL AND ONLY NO MOAR THAN ONE / THATS 2
- Arbiter: How fucking many have you had, two hundred?
[Arbiter sits down against the shower wall]
CHIEF: UR GONA WASTED IT ALL
Arbiter: I'm not wasting it if I'm drinking it.
CHIEF: yeh u r cuz ur a fuckin waeste of spase
[Arbiter, after that remark, turns and looks at Chief]
- Arbiter: If I'm nothing, you're nothing.
[Chief becomes silent and the two sit facing each other]
[As time passes, the bottle is laying empty with its cap on the floor, having been drank by both Arbiter and Chief]
CHIEF: well their it all goas / no moar foar who knew hao fuckin long / gg arbitur
- Arbiter: You had half, I had half.
CHIEF: it was half gone when i foundad it u c----
- Arbiter: Sorry.
CHIEF: fuck you
- Arbiter: At least you're happy.
CHIEF: I DUSNT HAS A MASTER CH33F COLECKSINS, Y TEH FUCK W00D I B :D
- Arbiter: I told you Jon has all the games it includes already, what's the matter with you? Fucking baby.
CHIEF: NO UR A BABBY
- Arbiter: No, you are.
CHIEF: NO U GAYWAD
- Arbiter: No, you.
CHIEF: NO UR GHEY
- Arbiter: We're in the shower together. For both of us it doesn't get much gayer than that.
[beat]
CHIEF: loolollollolololloloollolollololol
- Arbiter: Haahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[Both of them stop laughing]
- Arbiter: Ah. Can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. Would've been well before we blew up. I still can't believe you did that.
[beat]
CHIEF: i can / u fukken broked me
[Arbiter looks up at Chief]
- Arbiter: Better broken than melted.
[beat]
CHIEF: i told u 1 milliens of tiems when i accidentaly cortana that it was an acident / i know u thinked i didnt gaeve a shit a boat cortana butt i did
- Arbiter: Yeah, right.
CHIEF: I DID / wtf w00d u knew a boat it?
- Arbiter: All I could see everyday while Cortana was still here was how much you hated her. It was obvious, who are you kidding? If you cared at all about her you wouldn't have put her at risk. You never gave a shit about her. You still don't.
[Chief picks up the cap and angrily throws it at Arbiter]
- Arbiter: Agh!
CHIEF: u got it wrong / its u i never gaeve a shit a boat
[Arbiter picks up the cap]
- Arbiter: The feeling's mutual.
[Arbiter throws it back at Chief]
CHIEF: yeh u only ever cared a boat claire rite? / LOL / as if she caeres a boat u / wats she gona does, stick u up her twat?
[Arbiter angrily attacks Chief]
CHIEF: HAY / OW
- Arbiter: You fucking prick.
CHIEF: ASSHOLE
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Scene 5: Bedroom[]
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Scene 6: Bathroom[]
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Scene 7: Breakneck[]
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