Hypernews I
Season 5, Episode 5 (43)
Hypermail I
Air date February 19th, 2011
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
Rock Bottom
Drunken Halo

Hypernews I is the fifth episode of the fifth season of Arby 'n' the Chief.

Summary Edit

Master Chief, the Arbiter, and Greg tape their first episode of their time travelling gaming news show, Hypernews, in which Master Chief reviews The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Plot Edit

The first episode of Arbiter and The Chief's show, "Hypernews." While the Arbiter tries to do a simple review on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Master Chief quickly takes over, transforming the review into a rant about the game's lack of more modern abilities that video games have today (or in Chief's case, Halo) He continues his rant about the game's premise, its owners being Nintendo, and the graphics (which he criticizes thoroughly throughout the review).

Afterwards, Arbiter and Chief get more mail from after Season 4. They look at some, then Chief finishes off his review.

Cast Edit

Transcript Edit

Main article: Hypernews I/Transcript

Episode How-Tos Edit

  • How to make your own gaming news show
  • How to build a crappy film set
  • How to play Ocarina of Time like a boss
  • How to travel through time
  • How to "get outta there"

Watch the Episode Edit

"Hypernews I"

"Hypernews I"

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