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Scene 1: Jon's Couch (night)Edit
Master Chief is using the new feature of the Reach beta; armor lock. He continuosly spams it on players who seem to be quite annoyed with Chief as he keeps making himself invulnerable to their attacks.
- Chief: armer lock armer lock armer lock armer lock armer lock armer lock armer lock
- Halo Reach Beta Player: My god, this is like the millionth time.
- Chief: then i gess a milions ppl is smrater than u / this is stratigy
- Halo Reach Beta Player: That is not strategy!
Arbiter is writing online about how he is going to play the beta and report any feedback or tips to Bungie.
- Chief: y is ther only 2 maps, thats retarted
Arbiter then walks to the couch and turns to Chief.
- Arbiter: It's a beta. And it's about time I had a turn.
- Chief: no
- Arbiter: Come on, let me try.
- Chief: NO
Arbiter tries to pull Chief away from his controller, but he can't let go.
- Chief: NOOO / NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Arbiter: Let me have a turn, asshole!
Arbiter still tries to pull Chief off his controller.
- Chief: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Arbiter: You're unbelievable.
Arbiter stops pulling him, then tickles him to get Chief to let go of his controller.
- Chief: LOL NO DONT FUCKING TICKLE ME NO PLEASE OMG I HAET U
Chief gets dragged by Arbiter off of his controller. Then Arbiter iss about to play the Halo Reach Beta, but unfortunately, the controls are different in Halo Reach.
- Arbiter: Huh, the controls are different. Gimme the basics here.
Master Chief points at the LB button on the controller.
- Chief: this is ur primary / it is also teh first thign u shud use / just makes sure u have armer lok equiped at all tiems / this is critical arbitur
Chief points at the LT button on the controller.
- Chief: this is ur secundary / gernades r very effektiv close range / i hasnt maniged 2 use them w/out killign myselfs / but i herd ther was a wae 2 do it
Master Chief then points at the RT button on the controller.
- Chief: this is ur GUNS / ur guns shud b ur last resorts cuz aimings pretty hard / as long as u armerlok spam u shud b fien tho.
- Arbiter: I see. Ah, it's nice to jump back into some slayer with the ol' Halo community again.
- Call of Duty Fanboy #1: Call of Duty is seriously so much better than this, but I'll play one more game.
- Call of Duty Fanboy #2: Halo is for fags! Only fags play Halo! You guys are all fags!
- Call of Duty Fanboy #1: Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis!
After barely a minute, Chief then tries to regain the controller and continue playing the beta.
- Chief: awesim gaem rite?? K MAI TURN NAO
- Arbiter: Hey, you said you were a true fan, right? Well, why don't you provide Bungie with info on any issues you've found?
- Chief: FIEN i will
Master Chief walks to the computer, and then writes to Bungie about how they should fix the "Battle Rifle" (it's really the DMR), and make armor lock last longer.
- Chief: mehbeh bungie will give me sumthing kewl for giving them such fucking killer feedback
Chief grabs the wires from the controller Arbiter's using.
- Chief: MY TURN
Master Chief then steals back the controller, and continues playing the beta.
- Arbiter: Fine. But I get to play again soon.
- Chief: HOW CUM U CANT B THE ALIENS / U CAN ONLY BE HALO NOW / THIS IS CRAP
- Arbiter: It's a BETA.
Arbiter walks to the computer.
- Arbiter: Did you post your stuff already? I didn't think you had a forum account.
- Chief: I DONT / I USED URS LOL
- Arbiter: What?! What the hell, Chief?! Everyone's gonna think I'm a fucking idiot!
- Chief: WAT U TALKIGN ABOT. my feedback was awesome / MAN ther r just 2 many problim w/ this gaem!1 it is compleetly unacseptible 4 a finishd product / WAT WER BUNGIE THINK. I AM DISAPPOINT
- Arbiter: IT'S A BETA!
Credits roll. The end.