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Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy
Genre Comedy
Format Live action puppeteering / machinima
Created by Jon Graham
Starring Microsoft Sam
Jon Graham
Opening theme "What's This", Danny Elfman
Country of origin Canada
Language English
No. of episodes 3
Running time 7 - 10 minutes

The Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy is a mini-series created by Jon Graham. It is the predecessor to Arby 'n' the Chief and focuses primarily on the online exploits of Master Chief.

Overview Edit

While Jon is away from his house, his Master Chief action figure wakes up and plays the Halo series games online.

Cast Edit


Screenshot Title Air Date Code #
Master chief sucks at halo "Master Chief Sucks at Halo" June 2, 2007 0-01 1
A Master Chief action figurine comes to life and plays the Halo 3 Beta on Xbox 360.
Master Chief sucks at halo 2 "Master Chief Sucks at Halo 2" August 18, 2007 0-02 2
Unable to play the Halo 3 Beta, Master Chief decides to play Halo 2.
Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3 "Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3" October 12, 2007 0-03 3
Master Chief is having a hell of a time playing Jon's copy of Halo 3 while he's out of the house, and is still as bad as ever. That is until he gets a lucky headshot and thinks he's the best Halo 3 player in existence!
Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy


Master Chief Sucks at Halo was universally lauded. The overwhelming success of the series as a whole led creator Jon Graham to start Arby 'n' the Chief: a fully fledged series featuring Chief and his action figure compatriot The Arbiter.