Maximum Overdrive
Season Hypermail, Episode 5
Maximum Overdrive
Air date August 6, 2011
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
The Gun Show
Aliens and Monsters

Maximum Overdrive is the fifth episode of Hypermail: Season 1.


Master Chief and the Arbiter answer another batch of fan mail.


This episode gets straight to the mail, just like The Gun Show.

From Kaylee:

"Dear Arbiter,

Why do you hate Chief? Even though he can be an asshole sometimes but lets admit that the show would go nowhere without him. Without him you would also be all alone without anyone to comunicate at all so you would be completely bored and sad out of your mind. You would probly end up comitting suicide. You guys need some compassion towards each other. You guys should hug it would make me happy :)


Kaylee" - Arbiter says that she's right, and without Chief, there would be no show. He didn't think he'd be up for a hug, but much to his surprise, Chief offers one. They hug until Chief starts to think it's getting gay.

From Anthony:

"Dear Chief and Arbiter,

If you could buy a plane ticket that will fly anywhere, where would it be?


-Anthony" - Arbiter says that he would choose somewhere of historical significane, and Chief chooses Anthony's mom's vagina.

From Pointex:

"Hey Arbiter and Chief,

do you know where Greg is gone?

Will he ever come back?

Greets, Pointex" - Chief says that if Greg does return, he'll kick his ass. Arbiter says he doesn't know, and all they can do is wait and see.

From Akshay:

"Dear Chief,

Yo mamma so fat, she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

From Akshay, btw." - Chief just responds by saying that Akshay's mother is so fat that she'd break the board if she played Wii Fit.

From Tyrell:

"Dear Arbiter and Chief,

Arbiter why do you act like such a faggy bitch all the time now? Seriously grow a pair of balls and man the fuck up, you make me want to kill myself. Chief, how can I get all the bitches? You always get the bitches and I want my share.

Keep pwning noobs Chief

Fuck you Arbiter

From Tyrell" - Chief tells Tyrell that the bitches are all his and that Tyrell can't have any.

From Arbiter's sister:

"Hello master chief again can we have sex again in arbiters bed. And you can make Arbiter watch you slap my titties.

From, arbiters sister - Again, Chief finds it funny.

From Chief's dad:

"To Chief,

Go fuck yourself.


Chief's dad." - Chief calls his fake dad a fucking asshole.

Arbiter points out how much mail they are getting from the family, and ends the video. Just before heading out, it is shown that Master Chief has attached a sign to Arbiter's back reading "im retartid." Master Chief laughs off at his prank, oblivious that Arbiter has done the same thing to him with a sign that reads: "I can't spell".



  • The title is, again, named after a line Chief uses. This time concerning his hug with Arbiter.
  • During the reading of the first email, Master Chief makes a reference to Scorpion of the Mortal Kombat series by telling Arbiter to "Get (the fuck) over here." When Arbiter fixes a mistake that Master Chief makes for the reference's setup, Master Chief mistakes the reference as coming from Killer Instinct instead. Coincidentaly, "Get the fuck over here" is a variation of Scorpion's infamous line that Scorpion DOES in fact say in the game Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks.
  • Master Chief sticking a sign to Arbiter's back echos the prank he pulled on him in Brawl and Arby 'n' the Chief: The Movie

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