Number One Fan
Season 1, Episode 8 (8)
Air date June 10, 2012
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
In the Pudding
Divided We Stand

Number One Fan is the eigth episode of Season 1 of Arby 'n' the Chief - Bytes.


Arbiter awakens one morning following the 2012 Electronic Entertainment Expo to find Master Chief curiously not playing Halo: Reach, but sitting silently and patiently at the apartment's front door.


A morning shortly after the Electronic Entertainment Expo of June 2012, Arbiter wakes up to find Master Chief quietly sitting and waiting by the door. Arbiter expresses disbelief that Chief has been sitting there for so long and not playing Halo like he usually does. Arbiter decides to get himself a bowl of cereal, asking Chief if he wants one. Chief refuses, saying that cereal "fucking sucks". Arbiter tells him that him saying that makes no sense since he had four bowls of cereal the previous evening. After a brief argument, Chief reveals that he is waiting for Halo 4, which is the reason he has been sitting by the door. Arbiter informs him that Halo 4 is not to be released until November, which upsets Chief and angers him into claiming he hates bungie. Arbiter asks him why he doesn't just play Reach instead until it comes out. Chief shows him that he has thrown the copy of Halo: Reach in the bin, considering it to now be a bad game thanks to Halo 4.


Episode How-TosEdit

  • HOW TO send a fax to Chief
  • HOW TO ride a canary
  • HOW TO praise Bungie and MS
  • HOW TO prove that you're a number one fan
  • HOW TO be unbelievable

Watch the EpisodeEdit

"Number One Fan"

"Number One Fan"