Stars Force: The Darkness Awakened Review
Season 3, Episode 1 (21)
Stuffs S01E01
Air date January 13, 2016
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
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"Stars Force: The Darkness Awakened Review" is the first episode of the third season of Arby 'n' the Chief - Bytes.

Summary Edit

Master Chief's review of Stars Force: The Darkness Awakened directed by Jar Jar Abrahams.

Plot Edit

Chief is reviewing "Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens" in his usual leet speak way of things, talking trash about the movie being one of the worst he's seen out of George Lucas' work. He begins talking about the Empire and Kylo Ren, then the female protagonist, followed by the return of Han Solo and Chewbacca. From there, he moves onto explaining how a movie should work, with a ton of explosions and stuff, continues his rambling about how the movie sucked, and moves on. He then reveals he did some research and found the guy who wrote it also did Toy Story 3 and goes into another rant, before turning back to how he liked Kylo Ren, complains about all the old people in it, and gives it his final verdict. Once done, he asks the viewers to subscribe so he can get an Xbox One and the Master Chief Collection, warning that not helping him mean their loss and his gain.

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