The Mail Room II
Season 4, Episode 12 (37)
Mail Room II
Air date November 27th, 2010
Written by Jon Graham
Directed by Jon Graham
Episode guide
The Mail Room
The Spider

The Mail Room II is the twelfth episode of the fourth season of Arby 'n' the Chief.

Summary Edit

The Arbiter and Master Chief answer another batch of fan-mail

Plot Edit

In part II of the Mail Room fan mail special, the special opens up with an trailer promoting a supposed 2nd Arby 'n' the Chief movie which contains the jokes the show contains now. Once the trailer ends, Arbiter and the Master Chief continue to answer question sent in by fans of the show.

  • "This is targeted at Arbiter. You lecture Chief so much about love, yet you've never loved? Have you even been truly in love?" ~Wallis
  • "I have a question for Chief. How come you have been playing Halo for years but your skill stays the same,? You lose all your matches, your Forge maps suck, and you overall suck at Halo? I need an answer" ~Collin
  • "My question is for the Arbiter. Do you think that older 3D games like Halo: Combat Evolved and Call of Duty 1 will be called classics fifteen or twenty years from now like we call the original Castlevania or Super Mario Brothers classic?" ~Ivan
  • "If you were fighting a horde of zombies and only had one weapon, but unlimited ammo for the weapon, which weapon would you choose and why?" ~Eric
  • "This one is for both of you. If you can be anyone for one day, who would you be and why?" ~Adrijan
  • "This question is for both of you. Where do you see yourselves in ten years?" ~James
  • "For Chief. What would be your next favourite game next to Halo?" ~Haden
  • "Is either Arby or the Chief gay? ROFL." ~Kayleigh
  • "Chief. You have been sucking at Halo for years and all you do is play it. How do you still suck so much ass hair?" ~Sam
  • "If you guys did a rap battle, who do you think would win? P.S. You should definitely do one." ~James (another)

In response to the last fanmail, Arbiter and Chief proceed to do a rap battle. After Chief does his rapping, he walks away proclaiming that he has won. Arbiter then reassues the audience that the trailer from early was intentionally fake.

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Transcript Edit

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Arby 'n' the Chief - S4E12 - "The Mail Room II"

Arby 'n' the Chief - S4E12 - "The Mail Room II"